<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post6608416434521719495..comments</id><updated>2008-07-14T15:23:40.149-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Random Access Babble: Insert Trite Pot Joke Here</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/feeds/6608416434521719495/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html'/><author><name>Brianna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10801244249821784750</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-5977716151125994614</id><published>2008-07-14T15:23:40.149-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T15:23:40.149-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This totally cracked me up (NO CRACK PUN INTENDED)...</title><content type='html'>This totally cracked me up (NO CRACK PUN INTENDED). DRUGS! DRUGS are bad, Bri. I'm glad you flushed them.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Pass me the bourbon.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/5977716151125994614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/5977716151125994614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1216063420149#c5977716151125994614' title=''/><author><name>Gillian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07901774320923486057</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-3161712635923637582</id><published>2008-07-13T14:29:31.647-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T14:29:31.647-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I would like to see an... experiment where you smo...</title><content type='html'>I would like to see an... experiment where you smoke the weed and post at the same time.  Highly scientific, of course!&lt;BR/&gt;Oh!  And don't tell us!  Just let us figure it out.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/3161712635923637582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/3161712635923637582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215973771647#c3161712635923637582' title=''/><author><name>HalfAsstic.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08082110012779351659</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6777768495455601023</id><published>2008-07-13T00:25:50.960-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T00:25:50.960-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I think your blog could be turned into a very exce...</title><content type='html'>I think your blog could be turned into a very excellent TV show.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/6777768495455601023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/6777768495455601023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215923150960#c6777768495455601023' title=''/><author><name>Elizabeth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05334969603318926031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-2062500796831118789</id><published>2008-07-11T00:01:48.065-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-11T00:01:48.065-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This would have been my thought process:That looks...</title><content type='html'>This would have been my thought process:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;That looks like a bag of pot.&lt;BR/&gt;I NEED TO BLOG THIS.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;That's pretty much my life, though.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Jack said something funny.&lt;BR/&gt;WHERE'S THE INTERNET?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/2062500796831118789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/2062500796831118789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215748908065#c2062500796831118789' title=''/><author><name>lfar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07850950399622401385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-3544102385433029843</id><published>2008-07-10T22:59:11.631-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-10T22:59:11.631-04:00</updated><title type='text'>No 4:20 jokes at all??? I am disappointed Brianna....</title><content type='html'>No 4:20 jokes at all??? I am disappointed Brianna.  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I agree with Mike, you are willing to go to great lengths to sacrifice yourself for the great good (aka your blog) (come on, we all know that knife didn't just slip...), I think liveblogging on subway ganja is just one of those sacrifices you might need to make.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/3544102385433029843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/3544102385433029843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215745151631#c3544102385433029843' title=''/><author><name>Sky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03964559356111861016</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-54534763171423109</id><published>2008-07-10T14:44:40.262-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-10T14:44:40.262-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Does this mean your next post will not be:"Liveblo...</title><content type='html'>Does this mean your next post will not be:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"Liveblogging the consumption of Subway Ganja"?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I'm so disappointed.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/54534763171423109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/54534763171423109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215715480262#c54534763171423109' title=''/><author><name>themikestand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078767474543020235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-849182092865937185</id><published>2008-07-10T12:26:04.422-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-10T12:26:04.422-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This post is a movie waiting to happen.</title><content type='html'>This post is a movie waiting to happen.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/849182092865937185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/849182092865937185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215707164422#c849182092865937185' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7540242228282519791</id><published>2008-07-09T23:04:21.460-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T23:04:21.460-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"What is the proper thing to do when you spot a ba...</title><content type='html'>&lt;I&gt;"What is the proper thing to do when you spot a baggie of DRUGS on the subway platform?"&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Smoke it.  Though probably not right there and then on the subway platform.  After all, you'd need to buy rollies.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;I&gt;"smothered in a tangy sauce of rat piss, cockroach droppings and the dried tears of washed up mariachi players/break dancers"&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;It's in a ziplock baggie.  Absolutely safe from the aforementioned toxins.  I mean, people hide these things up their ass... what's a little rat piss and cockroach droppings?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/7540242228282519791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/6608416434521719495/comments/default/7540242228282519791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html?showComment=1215659061460#c7540242228282519791' title=''/><author><name>Garth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04436077243999543776</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/before-we-begin-i-feel-obligated-to.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-6608416434521719495' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/6608416434521719495' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>