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term='parents'/><category term='housekeeping'/><category term='body image'/><category term='country'/><category term='wisdom'/><category term='breastfeeding'/><category term='pests'/><category term='food'/><category term='religion'/><category term='recomendations'/><category term='Cinderella'/><category term='cheerleader'/><category term='foraging'/><category term='Americana'/><category term='data'/><category term='cards'/><category term='commuting'/><category term='money'/><title type='text'>Comments on Random Access Babble: On the Installation of Automatic Toilet Paper Disp...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/feeds/7156785428210007119/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html'/><author><name>Brianna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10801244249821784750</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/buddyicons/44928482@N00.jpg?1167942314'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-4748920604542598759</id><published>2008-07-25T15:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T15:27:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You know that they are just trying to penny pinch!...</title><content type='html'>You know that they are just trying to penny pinch! Gotta save money now that flying those executives around costs so much more thanks to gas prices. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Thats right, everyone will only get two sheet for #1 and three sheet for #2. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Or maybe they are encouraging a new bring your own toilet paper to work day. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;=D</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/4748920604542598759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/4748920604542598759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1217014020000#c4748920604542598759' title=''/><author><name>TFGamer</name><uri>http://www.tokenfemalegamer.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-632728271'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-1615606796870926360</id><published>2008-07-20T10:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-20T10:16:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I have to comment on this, because that dispenser ...</title><content type='html'>I have to comment on this, because that dispenser has been bothering me for weeks!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;One of my special skills in life is that I can wipe my own ass.  It's on my resume; it's something I can take care of.  And now I can can't even get the benefit of the doubt on that: I'm provided with automated assistance as if I can't handle it on my own.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I understand the paper towel dispensers - as annoying as they are at least that prevents me from having to touch the handle bar that everyone touched on their way in and out of the bathroom.  But this machine doesn't prevent me from having to touch anything!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/1615606796870926360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/1615606796870926360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1216563360000#c1615606796870926360' title=''/><author><name>Max</name><uri>http://www.stickymap.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-711103546'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7701545467579195890</id><published>2008-07-18T23:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T23:53:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I just wanna know who monitors the use of these de...</title><content type='html'>I just wanna know who monitors the use of these devices?  Surely there is a way to re-activate it in case of... dare I say it, diarrhea?  At this point, does a T.P. cop show up and suspend your T.P. privileges?  Sooo many questions....can of worms....</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/7701545467579195890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/7701545467579195890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1216439580000#c7701545467579195890' title=''/><author><name>HalfAsstic.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08082110012779351659</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1200039670'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-5312993109942312699</id><published>2008-07-18T12:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T12:34:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>3. Are they tracking TP use among staff? Will they...</title><content type='html'>3. Are they tracking TP use among staff? Will they then correlate my visits to the restroom with TP usage and begin to bill me for any overages?&lt;BR/&gt; &lt;BR/&gt;4. What's next? Will one of those little hand-dryer things come out of the toilet and offer me the choice of paper or blow-dry?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/5312993109942312699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/5312993109942312699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1216398840000#c5312993109942312699' title=''/><author><name>themikestand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078767474543020235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/kulrblind/themikestand.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1580590874'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-4845749716247380419</id><published>2008-07-18T08:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T08:44:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I can't deny, I opened this up in my reader and at...</title><content type='html'>I can't deny, I opened this up in my reader and at the end just had to bust out laughing. Too funny.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/4845749716247380419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/4845749716247380419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1216385040000#c4845749716247380419' title=''/><author><name>Yemil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05445018390070085291</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1608651249'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-3483345911030968798</id><published>2008-07-17T20:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T20:43:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Good job on the short posts ;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I also like ...</title><content type='html'>Good job on the short posts ;)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I also like the label of "ass"</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/3483345911030968798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/7156785428210007119/comments/default/3483345911030968798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html?showComment=1216341780000#c3483345911030968798' title=''/><author><name>amy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://static.flickr.com/45/118990927_b11169bd90.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/07/on-installation-of-automatic-toilet.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23687811.post-7156785428210007119' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23687811/posts/default/7156785428210007119' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1861512488'/></entry></feed>
