Comments on Random Access Babble: The Only Thing I'm Good at Kicking is Ass

Who else thinks we need to start signing Brianna (...

2008-06-16T16:26:00.000-04:00

Who else thinks we need to start signing Brianna (and her geek companions) up for every school-aged sport possible? It could keep us entertained for weeks. Four-Square, Tetherball (oh imagine the possibilities there....ball on rope..need I say more?), smear the queer, red rover?

Dear I can totally relate to the whole dismal even...

2008-06-16T16:23:00.000-04:00

Dear I can totally relate to the whole dismal event. I too had a sports allergy in grade school. Actually through my entire academic career.
Mike is right. We want photographic proof of your team's humiliation.

The best phys ed class ever was when I was in 11th...

2008-06-16T15:56:00.000-04:00

The best phys ed class ever was when I was in 11th grade, i don't even remember what we were playing (softball? lacrosse?) and i stood in the outfield and made such an elaborate clover chain it wrapped around my head several times and draped down my back and a cute senior Noticed Me On the Bus in a non-pretend to be nice to the dork so you can laugh about it with your jock friends later kind of way. *sigh*

is a midget ... a midget ... a midget. I love Trap...

2008-06-16T02:49:00.000-04:00

is a midget ... a midget ... a midget. I love Trapped in the Closet.

They challenged us to a post game round of flip cu...

2008-06-15T23:33:00.000-04:00

They challenged us to a post game round of flip cup. They affectionately and without irony called each other bro. They beat us 14-6.

Also, this is definitely the best post ending I think you've ever written. WONDERFUL!

I'm behind in my blog reading but FYI "in a tone o...

2008-06-15T23:27:00.000-04:00

I'm behind in my blog reading but FYI "in a tone of voice usually reserved for inefficiency and the scent of summer in the subway." .... I'm in love with you. This post is one of my favourites for sure.

I want to make crowns and jewelry out of clover fl...

2008-06-14T06:13:00.000-04:00

I want to make crowns and jewelry out of clover flower chains!

First of all, your socialist lining up also remind...

2008-06-14T06:05:00.000-04:00

First of all, your socialist lining up also reminds me of lemmings... but perhaps that simile was painfully repressed in your mind.

Secondly, do you guys have uniforms? You should totally have uniforms with geeky symbols as numbers (or code -- [shudder]). You could have matching wristbands!

And how come there are no pictures of this??

I am really happy to have a friend who sucks as mu...

2008-06-13T20:16:00.000-04:00

I am really happy to have a friend who sucks as much at sports as me. And I miss borrowing that deoderant. Because I still forget to put it on. But I'm not in the office to borrow yours; I'm on the street allowing all strangers to smell me.