The Britney Comeback -- A Risk Analysis

Risk Statement	Impact (1-5)	Probability (1-5)	Exposure: ImpactxProbability	Mitigation Action
Popstar not capable of getting through interview without using the "word" 'y'all.'	3	5	15	Immediately begin covert pro-south advertising campaign called "Y'all are people too" or "Let me hear y'all yee-haw!" in hopes of endearing the music listening public to the vernacular and dialect of rural Louisiana
Abs not what they used to be. Popstar resistant to crunches, fickle public resistant to pudgy pop stars.	4	4	16	Convert popstar to Buddhism, leak story that belly is homage to her spiritual leader.
Popstar may become or may already be pregnant with the baby of her skeezy paparazzi boyfriend.	3	5	15	Chastity belt.
Popstar apt to flash her girly bits without warning.	3	4	12	Chastity belt mitigation suggested for above risk should address this as well. 2 birds, 1 very strong piece of metal.
Cheetos addiction leads to unsightly orange stains on clothing.	4	5	20	Signature color!