More Stat Counter Self Obsession

Someone in Hatfield England recently found my blog by searching for "rush aroma vagina sucker." While this blog is (according to the all mighty Google) the 32nd best page for this search I still cannot fathom what this person was looking for.

How to Find my Blog Part 2

As we learned in Part 1 most of the people who stumble upon this blog are soon disappointed. Instead of showing you pictures of my breasts or Sandra Lee's panties I spend my blog inches blathering on about reality tv and personal politics.

Last night Mike reported that this was the number one hit on his blog (one assumes this post is to blame)

I am now dissapointing people on other blogs!

As for my own keyword searchs I'm happy to report that google deliveries the following people to my doorstep

dial soap causes breasts in boys Hit #2! And it doesn't even reference the post on soy turning boys gay.

Update: Last night Amy and I were wondering if this was a problem we didn't know about -- after much googling we concluded that there was no active paranoia on ye olde internet about dial soap causing boy boobage. Then this morning i'm watching last night's Saturday Night Live (on DVR) and on Weekend Update Seth Meyer tells me this:

A new study suggests that lavendar and tea tree olis found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can in rare cases temporarily leave boys with enlarged breasts.

I don't think dial packs a heavy dose of essential oils but it sounds like there is now one more easy way to make fun of the hippy kid.

how to raise heterosexual boys #6, there's the gay soy post.

brianna's POOP #1!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone wants a piece of me.

klesla girlfriend #9 (CALL ME)